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Hopeless Procrasturbator

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Aug 27 '14

doctor who + text posts | part 1/? (tenth doctor edition)

bonus:

(Source: atackeyebrows)

Aug 27 '14
Sora + Quotes for cherryusagi

(Source: kikkuchi)

Aug 27 '14
cklookshuman:

Aigis From Persona : Robot Girls Will Save Us AllTEE |  TANK

cklookshuman:

Aigis From Persona : Robot Girls Will Save Us All

TEE |  TANK

Aug 27 '14

cupcakeslovelaura325:

Fox News reporter gets caught on live TV saying he’ll fuck a missing girl

LMAO 

(Source: filmchrist)

Aug 27 '14

abactius-fabula:

thatninja:

The End of Days 

For those of you playing 2.0 that never experienced 1.0. This is what the game was like in the final days before the world was torn asunder by Bahamut. 

This is also why I find them re-using this version of Answers kinda ominous…

This seems.. Familiar..

Aug 27 '14

Anonymous asked:

If you ACTUALLY watched Captain America, the Red Skull ended up not being allied with the Nazis. HYDRA used the Nazis to get the technology they needed and then KILLED them when Schmidt was caught. Thus, HYDRA wasn't truly a Nazi orginization. DO YOU RESEARCH ON THE HOLOCAUST AND MCU CANON BEFORE ACTUALLY LABELING PEOPLE NAZIS LIKE ITS FUNNY AND TRIGGERING JEWISH PEOPLE! God you might as well make jokes about Jews and Ovens next cause thats the rate you are heading.

beatperfume:

allofthefeelings:

barbeauxbot:

gege-qurban:

fandomshatepoc:

I want you to take a good long hard look at what you just wrote. You equate me pointing out racism in the AOS fandom, Hydra apologism (of which you are contributing to) and the adoration that Ward a villain gets with me intentionally triggering Jewish people and making jokes about their traumas.   I added trigger warnings and I used a cut for the more ranty post, if I’ve triggered anyone it wasn’t intentional I do not intend to do it and I’m sorry if I did trigger them.

BUT YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COME HERE AND ACT LIKE I DON’T HAVE A VESTED INTEREST IN CALLING OUT THE WHITE SUPREMACY THAT PERMEATES THE HYDRA FANDOM. 

You want to continue to split hairs and find ways to continue your Hydra love then do it elsewhere.  I’m never answering another Hydra fan again. 

Also my dear anon you just flat out admitted that HYDRA are even worse than nazis. 

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Setting aside the bulk of the post, this is not to invalidate anon’s feelings if they were triggered, but as a Jew, I’m triggered a lot more by people apologizing for HYDRA because they’re explicitly Nazis in the text than by people calling them out for being Nazis. It’s fine if other Jews feel differently, but please don’t make it seem like the only way to not trigger Jewish fans is to engage in apologism. That’s really gross.

Real talk: AS A JEW, Grant Ward apologism and HYDRA apologism makes me SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE AND ALSO NOT A LITTLE SCARED.

Kids, why don’t YOU watch the first Captain America? HYDRA didn’t break from the Nazi party because of idealogical differences or anything. They weren’t like, “Oh man, what this Hitler guy is doing is so wrong!” They broke with the Nazi party because Red Skull was a fucking egomaniac who wanted to rule the world instead of Hitler, and also because they thought the amount of genocide the nazis were committing WAS NOT ENOUGH GENOCIDE. HYRDRA is like naziism TIMES 3.

Saying that HYDRA broke from the nazis means JACK and SHIT. Especially when they are still evil motherfuckers. And yes, they are fucking nazis.

hydra mcu grant ward cw: nazis the fact that there are hydra fans or like a hydra fandom skeeves me out so fucking bad you wanna be a hydra fan at least admit to being a white supremacist asshole like why else would you like hydra?

Aug 27 '14

n3bulas-and-satelites:

thispleasestormod:

amdapori:

the head of Squeenix’s marketing apparently loves Titan and made this video to get people to play.

"this is what you’ll be doing. forever. because Titan loves you.

if that isn’t flawless marketing right there, i don’t know what it is.

this is what fighting titan is actually like

Just listening to the music for titan makes me angry because I hate titan so much.

Aug 27 '14
fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Aug 27 '14

miqo-tales:

Artist: fuyuki, pixiv here, tumblr here!

Oh god that top pic is so beautiful.

Aug 27 '14
harmonywins:

OMG
HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY A REALM REBORN

harmonywins:

OMG

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY A REALM REBORN

(Source: twitter.com)

Aug 27 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Facts and Trivia [callmeforge]

Previously: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' vs. 'The LEGO Movie'

Aug 27 '14
8bit-tardis:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever. 
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K

Tumblr gets the most philosophical and profound thoughts of life from the most RANDOM SHIT

8bit-tardis:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

I D K

Tumblr gets the most philosophical and profound thoughts of life from the most RANDOM SHIT

(Source: portal-mouth)

Aug 27 '14

It’s called l o v e.

(Source: pentragons)

Aug 26 '14

blue-eyed-hanji:

robobree:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

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  • weeaboo phase, pt 2
Aug 26 '14

stephanietwilleylarper:

willfaeheart:

If LARPing is supposed to be something only dorky guys with no social skills (girlfriends) do, then why do I see more photos of women LARPing than men?

BC it is the coolest hobby ever, and women are great at it