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Hopeless Procrasturbator

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Sep 20 '14

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

Sep 20 '14
black widow + quotes

(Source: notahammer)

Sep 20 '14

anderjolras:

the-darker-hawk:

//I don’t have a working scanner, so I had to take pictures using my phone. But can we just…look at this and realize a few things?

1) Barney genuinely cares about his little brother and tries to look after him as best he can. Even teaches him how to defend himself.

2 a) Clint’s ears are wrapped in those early pages. Which leads me to believe that this is shortly after he loses his hearing as a kid.

2 b) Clint is completely silent through this whole flashback scene, except for that last panel’s “Good.” after learning their parents died.

3) Barney Futzing Barton slept in the same bed as his little brother, a protective hand resting on him, after teaching him how to defend himself!

They may have had their differences in the past, but Barney futzing loves Clint, and looks out for him as best he can, even if it doesn’t seem like it. He could have easily killed Clint in Blindspot, or not donated bone marrow to save Clint’s sight, but he did.

Growing up in the circus, Barney kept trying to get Clint to make something of himself. To pick up a book for a change and get a GED. To join the Army with him and get the hell out of the circus. But Clint, the stubborn jackass, is too blinded by the fact the circus is the closest thing to a family they’d ever known that he refuses (okay, yes, he does change his mind and go chasing after Barney but misses the bus by like a second and Barney never saw him and it drove off without him. And I openly weep while reading that scene every time).

So what I’m really trying to say here is, that Barney Barton is actually a damn great big brother, and if you wanna fight me about it, bring it. I will fight to the death defending him.

iirc barney wasn’t given a choice about the bone marrow donation? i think it was pretty much a forced issue by tony, blake, and steve (or was that bucky? i forget). not that he wouldn’t have done it? at that point in the story i think he would have.

but all of the rest of this.

even when barney wasn’t on the up and up he tried. there were times he fucked clint over, but in his very barney barton way, i think he honestly thought he was doing the tough love bit.

the brothers barton both have an intense stubbornness in them, and it is tempered by a loyalty i’ve seen in few other marvel characters, or many other characters at all.

Sep 20 '14

finalfantasythings:

During Tokyo Game Show this year, director Hajime Tabata gave the first live demonstration of Final Fantasy XV’s gameplay. The demo, streamed over Nico Nico, was a response to critics who said the footage in the trailer released three days ago consisted of prerendered cinematics.

Final Fantasy XV is in development for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

Sep 20 '14
atomicflowers:

Final Fantasy XV: Road Trip side quest

atomicflowers:

Final Fantasy XV: Road Trip side quest

Sep 20 '14

thornheartcat:

blue-eyed-hanji:

tribalpunk:

I lost my shit in class today because I was looking through this binder that the professor had that had different kinds of masks and under the “commedia” section it had this

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sir that aint no italian theature that’s an excalibur cosplay

FOOL

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(Source: homuism)

Sep 20 '14

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

Sep 20 '14
blissfullyexplicit:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

FATALITY

blissfullyexplicit:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

FATALITY

(Source: emedemabri)

Sep 20 '14

nixonsjowels:

screamameme:

I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

But how far were they going to go?

Sep 20 '14

forshadowedchaos:

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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Sep 20 '14

atamajakki:

So a customer came in and when he handed over his card to pay, I noticed that he had SS lightning bolts on his ring finger. I quietly finished his order, tried to make my heart stop pounding, and went on with my shift. My manager came out a little later and I spoke to him about it - not trying to get the guy thrown out, but just as small talk - and my manager told me that I should try to be more tolerant.

Be more tolerant of neo-Nazis. Be more tolerant of people who would have me, my boyfriend, and a fair number of my friends wiped from the earth. Be more tolerant of the people who killed my family, drove them from their homeland. Be more tolerant.

Fuck’s sake.

Sep 20 '14

Moving out today…

Sep 20 '14

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

(Source: nepetaquest)

Sep 20 '14

knottybynvture:

kidxforever:

jiggyhippy:

solarsenpai:

This battle truly had my heart and soul into it.
First off you think Goofy got murked, he gone, you heated like hell because he was actually one of the coolest members of the squad.
Then you just see 1,000 heartless descend into a cavern, and you like bruh I’m gonna murk every single last one of these bitches because they fucked with the wrong team, they fucked with the wrong universe my dude.
You could be going with the rage of satan through your body not even caring that you effectively killing the same enemies over and over because of the strength of the bond you had with your peoples they fucked over.
It was just time to hit all of those special commands and show them how it feels to lose someone, we coming for your non existent hearts and souls on a real tip son.

BRUH THIS THE REALEST POST ON TUMBLR!!! ON GOD THESE WERE MY EMOTIONS

Bruh, people dont understand

bruh when Goofy went down and the battle began shit had me like

knottybynvture:

kidxforever:

jiggyhippy:

solarsenpai:

This battle truly had my heart and soul into it.

First off you think Goofy got murked, he gone, you heated like hell because he was actually one of the coolest members of the squad.

Then you just see 1,000 heartless descend into a cavern, and you like bruh I’m gonna murk every single last one of these bitches because they fucked with the wrong team, they fucked with the wrong universe my dude.

You could be going with the rage of satan through your body not even caring that you effectively killing the same enemies over and over because of the strength of the bond you had with your peoples they fucked over.

It was just time to hit all of those special commands and show them how it feels to lose someone, we coming for your non existent hearts and souls on a real tip son.

BRUH THIS THE REALEST POST ON TUMBLR!!! ON GOD THESE WERE MY EMOTIONS

Bruh, people dont understand

bruh when Goofy went down and the battle began shit had me like

(Source: scottyyy77)

Sep 19 '14