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Hopeless Procrasturbator

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Sep 2 '14

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

Sep 2 '14
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School?
School is not for learning.
It’s for getting a high GPA.
It’s for planning your entire future between the ages of 14-18.
It’s about being better than the other kid so you get accepted to that college instead.
It’s about spending thousands of dollars to get a degree so you can (maybe) avoiding earning minimum wage.
It’s about structuring your life for success, not happiness.

Again, school? We don’t have an education system. We have a system that excels in delivering stress.

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make-a-stand (via make-a-stand)
Sep 2 '14
officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14

congalineofdurin:

everybody-calmdown:

congalineofdurin:

had to shut a bitch down today

And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but this is not the way to handle this! He didn’t say anything mean (on purpose), and when you shut him down like that how the fuck do you think he’s going to react? He must know he’s somewhat creepy, but when a complete stranger that he adores tells him so vividly how creepy he is, that must wreck his world. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a gun (legally, but that’s a different issue) and went in to the store he knows you fucking work at. Just be nice to people fuck.

Alright, you know what? I don’t want to reblog this post. I want this post to die. And I have never once reblogged to reply to someone else’s comment on this post. But this one? This one I’m fucking gonna, because how. dare. you.

Are you seriously one of those slimy, inhuman grease traps of a human being who blame VICTIMS OF SHOOTINGS FOR THE FUCKING SHOOTINGS

Don’t you EVER come at me and try to tell me that I need to be responsible, personally responsible, for the mental satisfaction of the kind of monsters who would do something like that. Don’t you ever tell me I have to let myself be uncomfortable around people who LITERALLY STALK ME and put on a big smile and let them down gently because in your twisted little brain it is MY JOB TO KEEP THEM FROM KILLING PEOPLE

H O W   F U C K I N G   D A R E   Y O U

YOU are the problem. YOU are the kind of person who justifies that kind of senseless violence by saying WELL IF SHE HAD JUST GIVEN HIM A CHANCE

IF SHE HAD JUST FUCKED HIM

IF HE HAD JUST ‘GOTTEN SOME’

HE WOULDN’T HAVE RAPED HER/SHOT THEM/DONE IT

Are you fucking proud of that? Are you proud that that’s the tiny drop you choose to drop into society’s bucket? 

I don’t care if it ‘wrecked his world’ when he was called out on his socially unacceptable, disgusting behavior. I don’t caaaaaaaare

His actions are HIS actions. His actions are HIS fault

the next time I see a tragedy like the elliot rodger shooting on the news, I’m gonna think of all the vile comments from people online that say it all could have been avoided if the people he threatened and menaced would just relinquish their bodies and their comfort and their personal space for him, and I’m gonna  s e e   y o u r   f a c e  and I hope you fucking know it.

Don’t you ever talk to me. I am sick to my stomach over your fucking bullshit.

Sep 2 '14

(Source: stratosfire)

Sep 2 '14
I may have killed us all but I did it.
I pet the titty.

I may have killed us all but I did it.

I pet the titty.

Sep 2 '14
Sep 2 '14

fashionablecrocs:

so lately ive been really obsessed with political cartoons for some reason

BUT LOOK AT THESEimage

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IT IS AMAZING HOW SOMETHING SO SIMPLE CAN HOLD SO MUCH MEANING AND TRUTH

Sep 2 '14
livvyplaysfinalfantasy:

This is the game I’ve been trying to get people to play for a year.

livvyplaysfinalfantasy:

This is the game I’ve been trying to get people to play for a year.

Sep 2 '14

Party hard pt.3

Sep 2 '14

ssb4bingo:

fuckyeahmasahirosakurai:

Tomorrow marks a month till the American/European release of Smash Bros. 3DS.

On a scale of 1 to Reggie, how ready is your body?

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Sep 2 '14
bch-art:

anshin-fuyu:

thequeenelf:

foe-requiem:

spyro59x:

mcstronghuge:

homestalia:

anshin-fuyu:

homestalia:

white mages be like

more like..


whereas scholar be all


meanwhile the pld


Annnnnnd the dragoon jumps into 3 aoes…..


brd life best life can’t stop won’t stop


DID SOMEONE SAY FLARE???


JESUS CHRIST SORA

summoner’s like

bch-art:

anshin-fuyu:

thequeenelf:

foe-requiem:

spyro59x:

mcstronghuge:

homestalia:

anshin-fuyu:

homestalia:

white mages be like

more like..

whereas scholar be all

EMBRACE

meanwhile the pld

Annnnnnd the dragoon jumps into 3 aoes…..

lolgoon

brd life best life can’t stop won’t stop

DID SOMEONE SAY FLARE???

JESUS CHRIST SORA

summoner’s like

Sep 2 '14
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1) A boy telling you you’re pretty won’t make you see the beauty in the fullness of your cheeks, in redness of your lips at 2 in the morning when tequila is making the bar bathroom spin. He can’t take away the ugliness that you see in yourself, you have to do that.

2) You have to be ready to hear someone say they love you. You have to be ready, and you have to be willing, and you have to listen. Because sometimes, they won’t say those three words, they’ll put a blanket over you while you’re watching a movie, they’ll kiss your cheek when they think you’re asleep, they’ll smile when they see you first thing in the morning. But you, you have to be willing to see it, feel it, let it in. Letting someone love you takes practice.

3) Don’t make compromises you can’t live with. Compromise is a different version of what you want, not a whole other Universe.

4) Learn to say no. No - to a movie you don’t want to watch; no - to sex you don’t want to have, no- to a relationship that’s driving you mad. Say no - to things that hurt you, to people that extinguish your fire, to jobs you hate and places that are desolate. There are bad things that we can’t control, bad things that happen and we are sucked into and have to feel with every fibre of our being, but the rest - learn to distance yourself, learn to say no.

5) Don’t expect people to walk through fire for you - not your parents, not your friends, not the person you’re in love with. Love doesn’t mean sacrifice, love shouldn’t mean sacrifice. Don’t expect someone to give away pieces of them, so they could fit you better. And don’t feel hurt when they refuse to - it’s self-preservation. Instead - learn from them. Do it as well.

6) Don’t tether yourself to people. Learn to make connections, to love, with both your feet steady on the ground. Learn to let people pass through your life; like a summer breeze, not a storm that’s just been unleashed.

7) Learn the difference between growth and growing up before it’s too late. Rooftops and water fights and ice cream for breakfast can be a part of your life at 10, 25, or 35. But by the time you’re 35 you need to learn to say enough, to be able to walk away, you need to be able to love yourself. Love yourself the way you loved yourself at 10, before the world had a chance to fill your head with ugliness.

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m.v., The list of things I learned before turning 22, pt.1. (via findingwordsforthoughts)
Sep 2 '14

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs