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Hopeless Procrasturbator

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Jul 24 '14
I've done it

(Source: dj-fuck)

Jul 24 '14
HALP

HALP

Jul 24 '14

rapturousenjoymentofgay:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

dan-and-his-hormones loooook

Jul 24 '14
jasonlatour:

claudetc:

I’m looking forward to Spider-Verse Gwen Stacy a lot! The Gerard Way story sounds neato too.

IT’S A TRAP! 

jasonlatour:

claudetc:

I’m looking forward to Spider-Verse Gwen Stacy a lot! The Gerard Way story sounds neato too.

IT’S A TRAP! 

Jul 24 '14

waetonywae:

despondentparamour:

Astonishing X-Men #16

And the winner is… Kitty Pryde!

I never realized how terrifying her power could be. o __ o

Jul 24 '14
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

Jul 24 '14

sheep-boy:

thor is a woman, captain america is black, and ms marvel is a young muslim lady. i finally know what hope for the world looks like. it is the indignant rage filled tears of bigoted geek boys 

Jul 24 '14

(Source: delta--cubes)

Jul 24 '14

ubertriangle:

stablefree:

stablefree:

I LEFT MY COMPUTER ALONE FOR ONE DAY

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 400 NOTES

Whenever I press play it’s synched perfectly. Magic.

Jul 24 '14

(Source: matafari)

Jul 24 '14
  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
Jul 24 '14
thetruthisvital:

Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist

This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.
"The fact that this galaxy exists is astounding," said University of Toronto’s David Law, lead author of the study. "Current wisdom holds that such ‘grand-design’ spiral galaxies simply didn’t exist at such an early time in the history of the universe."
The reason Stephen Hawking bet against the Higgs Boson is the same reason BX442 is the best kind of discovery; not only does this galaxy set a new benchmark by way of its cosmic seniority, it’s also super weird — weirder than what anyone thought was possible. In science, these are the finds that help us rework our understanding of nature, the discoveries that force us to step back from what we thought we knew, re-assess our preconceived notions, and bring forth a newer, more fully formed view of our Universe..

Read more: here

thetruthisvital:

Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldn’t exist


This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldn’t exist at all. It’s called a “grand-design” spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASA’s Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years — and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy we’ve ever discovered.

"The fact that this galaxy exists is astounding," said University of Toronto’s David Law, lead author of the study. "Current wisdom holds that such ‘grand-design’ spiral galaxies simply didn’t exist at such an early time in the history of the universe."

The reason Stephen Hawking bet against the Higgs Boson is the same reason BX442 is the best kind of discovery; not only does this galaxy set a new benchmark by way of its cosmic seniority, it’s also super weird — weirder than what anyone thought was possible. In science, these are the finds that help us rework our understanding of nature, the discoveries that force us to step back from what we thought we knew, re-assess our preconceived notions, and bring forth a newer, more fully formed view of our Universe..

Read more: here

Jul 24 '14
beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

Jul 24 '14

missveryvery:

themyskira:

DD > Didio

literally why we can’t have nice things

Jul 24 '14

[fmab challenge] four deaths (4/4): greed

"I thought you never told lies! You can’t let it end like this!" "You totally fell for it though, shitty brat! That was my first and final lie.

Damn… I guess this is it… Man, both Ling and the midget totally made a fool out of me. That was plenty… Yeah, that was enough for me, I don’t need anything else. Peace out, soul… brothers…