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Hopeless Procrasturbator

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

"We expected a professional pitch from Kojima, an outline and a treatment of what he had in mind with a cursory budget; perhaps a couple assistants to run a slide show. Instead Kojima walked in the room without so much as a piece of paper. He went to the chalk board in the room and simply wrote the words SILENT HILL. Then he added an ‘S’ to make SILENT HILLS. Dramatically, he drew two vertical lines through the ‘S’, SILENT HILL$. He turned around and grinned. We greenlit the project that day for $200 million."

restinpeaches:

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Sep 1 '14

shendralar:

how the fuck have people already bought and used all available bottles of fantasia. yall have some commitment issues and i want no part of it.

Sep 1 '14
weloveinterracial:

This is Reality 

weloveinterracial:

This is Reality 

(Source: weloveinterracial)

Sep 1 '14
n3bulas-and-satelites:

SO WE DECIDED TO DO ST.
BUT HALF THE PARTY WAS DRUNK
In this group: Adio, Izlin, Issi, Lumi, Uly, Chausi, myself, Siya. Drunk: Issi, Lumi, Siya, and Uly was drinking (fairly immune to alcohol).The rules: 
KILL SHOT: All players take a drink when someone dies
VICTORY SHOT: No one dies during the bosses, take a shot
BOTTOMS UP: Healer dies, healers take two shots
BOOTY DRINK: Whoever forgets to roll on loot by next pull takes a shot.
Also included: the Annabelle Drinking Game.
Not gonna lie, this went better than the entirely-sober party runs I’ve done lately. We never wiped, though shit was pretty funny. There’s also recordings of this by Siya and Adio. We had a two DRG party, and yeah.. lots of death, lots of drinking. And yes, healers died. 
Did I mention that this was Lumi’s first ST Run? Lumi was at Issi’s house, and they were drinking champaign and vodka cranberry/vodka gatorade. Siya was drinking an extra large bottle of wine, and Uly was working his way through a bottle of Kraken.
I can’t recall specific incidents of shenanigans, but one of the requirements was that we had to have the Realm Reborn Red and we were going to do a victory fire at the end. Lumi, myself, and Chausi forgot ours, so we all got sprayed xD
ONWARD IN THE DRUNKEN RUN STORIES: GARUDA EX!

n3bulas-and-satelites:

SO WE DECIDED TO DO ST.

BUT HALF THE PARTY WAS DRUNK

In this group: Adio, Izlin, Issi, Lumi, Uly, Chausi, myself, Siya. 
Drunk: Issi, Lumi, Siya, and Uly was drinking (fairly immune to alcohol).
The rules: 

  • KILL SHOT: All players take a drink when someone dies
  • VICTORY SHOT: No one dies during the bosses, take a shot
  • BOTTOMS UP: Healer dies, healers take two shots
  • BOOTY DRINK: Whoever forgets to roll on loot by next pull takes a shot.

Also included: the Annabelle Drinking Game.

Not gonna lie, this went better than the entirely-sober party runs I’ve done lately. We never wiped, though shit was pretty funny. There’s also recordings of this by Siya and Adio. We had a two DRG party, and yeah.. lots of death, lots of drinking. And yes, healers died. 

Did I mention that this was Lumi’s first ST Run? Lumi was at Issi’s house, and they were drinking champaign and vodka cranberry/vodka gatorade. Siya was drinking an extra large bottle of wine, and Uly was working his way through a bottle of Kraken.

I can’t recall specific incidents of shenanigans, but one of the requirements was that we had to have the Realm Reborn Red and we were going to do a victory fire at the end. Lumi, myself, and Chausi forgot ours, so we all got sprayed xD

ONWARD IN THE DRUNKEN RUN STORIES: GARUDA EX!

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

thecumberlord:

hzrry:

At McDonlalds last night they gave me the wrong flavour McFlurry and I screamed at them “YOU MCFUCKED UP.”

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(Source: vauxn)

Sep 1 '14

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Aug 31 '14

sweetsiddaleigh:

lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life

I will never not Reblog this

(Source: berrysherlockholmes)

Aug 31 '14

radicalteen:

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

I LOVE HIM,

Aug 31 '14

(Source: memewhore)

Aug 31 '14

mashable:

#IfTheyGunnedMeDown Confronts How Minority Deaths Are Portrayed In Media

Following the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen on Saturday, and the ensuing media portrayal of his death, Twitter expressed outrage in the form of a hashtag: #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

Aug 31 '14
felinesamurai:

yanderehikari:

mechagod:

treat yourself this year

I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.It is Naruto One Piece.After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.I can now die peacefully.

WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE

felinesamurai:

yanderehikari:

mechagod:

treat yourself this year

I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.

WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE

Aug 31 '14
welfarestate:

how many more?

welfarestate:

how many more?

Aug 31 '14
sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS