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The Almighty Lesbacon

Snarky twenty-something blogger ver.1.5
Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

Sessler’s Something — Why You Shouldn’t Pre-Order a Next-Gen Console (Yet)

Adam Sessler is back in the comfy confines of the Rev3Games offices, and while the story of E3 has been told, caution should be taken on declaring winners, and - most importantly - putting down your hard earned money. After all, are you pre-ordering a console, or a narrative?

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Jun 17 '13

Anonymous asked:

MASS EFFECT TRILOGY

The thing is that the Deadpool game comes out next week. And once that drops I’ll be completely sucked in.

Jun 17 '13

OK Tumblr, vote on which I should buy tomorrow.

Animal Crossing New Leaf or the Mass Effect Trilogy? 

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

So I’m thinking about getting Animal Crossing tomorrow

You all should convince me why I should or shouldn’t get it.

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Jun 17 '13

hellyhelly:

Just showing one of the sketches for one of the pics I’ll open the Fire Emblem fanart blog with! D:
I can’t decide on whether to show his face or not so I’LL JUST FINISH BOTH.

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

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Jun 17 '13
aiwa-sensei:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
NOPE. IT’S REAL.
AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Now it’s getting beyond ridiculous. If you planned to buy Xbox ONE, please don’t for the sake of future gaming.

aiwa-sensei:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Now it’s getting beyond ridiculous. If you planned to buy Xbox ONE, please don’t for the sake of future gaming.

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Jun 17 '13

martininamerica:

Saw Mae Whitman and Judy Greer at the Bluth Frozen Banana Stand in LA today!

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Jun 17 '13

ganondorofuu:

Thank you for 450+ follows!

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS, randomly selected!!

Here are the PRIZES

  • First place: A “Boss Key” necklace made by Fangamer, AS WELL AS your choice of either Hyrule Historia OR the SS!Link action figure from Figma
  • Second place: A “Small Key” necklace from Fangamer, AS WELL AS whichever prize is not already selected by the first place winner.

Here are the RULES

  1. Reblogs only, and only one (1) will count toward an entry.
  2. You DO NOT have to follow me. However, if you’ve been following prior to the creation of this post (5/26 at 11pm CT), your reblog will receive two (2) entries.
  3. No giveaway blogs or I’ll shank you have to select a new winner.
  4. The giveaway ends on July 1st, 2013 at 8pm CT.Your inbox must be open, and you’ll have 48 hours to respond to my ask if you’re among the winners.
  5. You must be comfortable with disclosing your mailing info to me; I will only be contacting you from my ‘ganondorofuu’ account, no others.
  6. I will ship internationally.

 
Remember, the giveaway ends July 1st, 2013 at 8pm CT.

Did you get all of that?

—>No

Yes

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Jun 17 '13

imthegdbatman:

           Marvel 'fan art' Covers   -   Daniel Clarke

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Jun 17 '13

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Jun 17 '13

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children. 
The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.
One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.
You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

Numbers stations are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children.

The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.

One particularly odd station, UVB-76, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, 56 times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of whatever it’s doing is certainly odd.

You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on archive.org but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, eerie. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.

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