The Almighty Lesbacon: Archive

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Put a color in my ask.

Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body. Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood. Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things. Black: 1 fact about the person I like. pl0x

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How does one

phantomknight13: Get to be this beautiful?! The perfect brown eyes. The sweet girly charm. That gorgeous flowy hair. That precious little grin. That prefect voice. That adorable sense of nerves. Those perfectly sexy legs. Those perfect lips. That flawless soft smile. That edgyness. That charming expression. Can anyone tell me how one is lucky enough to have...

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Jun 29th

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i do this because i hate you

zombiechaser: fluffmyb0ner replied to your post: i want more piza rolls goddamnit I want pizza rolls… does it look like i give a shit? And yet I’m still willing to take you bowling

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Personastuck canon

zombiechaser: headtilt180: The results of my sleepover at Tara’s. Other people helped. 1. John’s Dad and Rose’s Mom got married to one another post-Homestuck. Rose and John are now technically the Lalonde-Egberts, but that’s a mouthful so they generally stick with their old last names. a. Because ‘Lalonde-Egbert’ is a mouthful, both Dave and Bro shorten it to ‘Labert’. This upsets Mom...

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TAYLOR DO YOU HAVE THE ZEUSSHIPPING PICS VEN MADE?

Jun 27th

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DON'T GIVE NO FUCKS

zombiechaser replied to your post: “We went to What-A-Burger and had a nice, windy, midnight picnic” racists

Jun 27th

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"We went to What-A-Burger and had a nice, windy,...

Yeah, so we walked up to What-A-Burger and ordered from the drive-thru on foot, luckily they took our order. Then we walked to Tom Thumb and ate on the tables outside of it, but it was windy as shit. And as we were eating we saw a couple of ghetto kids walk up and try the same thing we did and they got rejected. The window didn’t even open for them. That just made my meal even sweeter. Now...

Jun 27th