The Almighty Lesbacon

kitsuneleah:

The day the Lady Hilda met with the Judge Bergan, it was love at first sight.

“OH SER BERGAN OHH” She said. “You are so much better than the Emperor of Palamecia, why should I stay with a man who looks like a mantis when I can have this godly body ?”

The Judge Sexagister flipped his cape and took a rose in his mouth.

“MAH LADY you are most beautiful but your attire does not suit you very well. Do you know what would look good on you ?” As he noticed she did not seem to know the answer, he delivered it : “Me.”

“OH LORD BERGAN YOU ARE SO FULL OF CHARMS AND HUMOR. WOULD YOU PLEASE SHOW ME THE POWER OF NETHECITE ?”

And that’s what he did.

The end.

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GET OUT

mistressfi:

fluffmyb0ner replied to your post:

What difficulty?

if i said easy would you laugh at me

Not at all. I’m playing it on very easy and still struggling.

mrskreiss:

the-terranort-report:

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I feel so smart!

crazylittlelovewefound:

The mascot is out there.
There is nothing creepier than turning a corner and running into a huge duck with a lightning bolt in its hand.
Ohh, Richland…

I didn’t even know we had a mascot before today.

Or cheerleaders.